#1
CERTIFIED FASCIST●WORLD RANK #1●LIFETIME ACHIEVEMENT
Adolf HitlerUncontested holder of the world's highest fascist certification.
CERTIFIED
★★★★
VERIFIED
CERTIFIED SCUMBAG
The Official World Registry of Distinguished Human Failures
By authority vested in the Bureau of Certified Scumbaggery, this registry serves as the official public record of humanity's most distinguished achievers in the fields of racism, fascism, misogyny, and general human failure. All certifications are verifiable, permanent, and shareable.
§ I — Registry Categories
I
Section 1.01
Racists
2,847 certified entries
IISection 1.02
Fascists
1,203 certified entries
IIISection 1.03
Misogynists
4,112 certified entries
IVSection 1.04
Communists
891 certified entries
VSection 1.05
Capitalists
3,440 certified entries
VISection 1.06
Shit-Posters
18,992 certified entries
§ II — Featured Entries, Fascist Division
#2
CERTIFIED FASCIST●WORLD RANK #2●LIFETIME ACHIEVEMENT
Benito MussoliniFounding practitioner. Original methodology. Extensive peer citations.
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#247
SELF-CERTIFIED SHIT-POSTER●WORLD RANK #247●CERTIFIED
Dave M. — Somerset, UKSubmitted 14 documented achievements. Currently top 5% of active subscribers.
SELF
CERTIFIED
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