CAPITALISTS

Section 1.05 — World Registry Division

Form CS-105 · Rev. 04/2026 · OMB No. 0000-SCUM

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The Bureau of Certified Scumbaggery hereby publishes the official ranked register for Capitalists. All listed practitioners have been reviewed under registry bylaw 7(b) and their certifications are verifiable, permanent, and shareable.

§ V — Section 1.05 — Registered Entries

Industrialists and financiers whose accumulation methods produced lasting documentation in court records, congressional inquiries, and labor histories.

CERTIFIED

★★★★

VERIFIED

CERTIFIED CAPITALIST●WORLD RANK #1●LIFETIME ACHIEVEMENT

John D. Rockefeller

First American billionaire. Refined the methodology along with the petroleum.

CERTIFIED

★★★★

VERIFIED

CERTIFIED

★★★★

VERIFIED

CERTIFIED CAPITALIST●WORLD RANK #2●LIFETIME ACHIEVEMENT

Andrew Carnegie

Library philanthropist. The libraries came after Homestead.

CERTIFIED

★★★★

VERIFIED

Total capitalists on file: 2 · Showing 2 editorial entries · Subscriber-tier entries omitted from public ranking by default