Registry No. CS-2026-001|Est. MMXXVI
Official Use Only|certifiedscumbag.com
Form CS-002
Rev. 04/2026
OMB No. 0000-SCUM

APPLY FOR CERTIFICATION

Form CS-002 — Subscriber Track Application

Subscriber-track applicants are reviewed by the Bureau's tenured judges under registry bylaw 7(b). Approved subscribers receive an issued certificate, embeddable badge, and quarterly leaderboard placement for $1.00 per month.

§ IWhat You Receive

  • § A unique, public certificate ID (e.g. CS-2026-004712) and verification page.
  • § A downloadable PDF certificate suitable for framing.
  • § An embeddable HTML badge for LinkedIn, websites, and email signatures.
  • § Inclusion on the global leaderboard, updated quarterly.
  • § Optional physical certificate card and merch with AI-generated personal slogan.

§ IIProcess

  1. Create an account and verify your email.
  2. Complete the multi-step application: select your category, document your achievements, supply supporting URLs.
  3. Provide payment details. The $1.00/month subscription begins on approval, not on submission.
  4. A Bureau reviewer responds within fourteen days. Approved applicants receive their certificate by email.

BEGIN APPLICATION

Application form arrives in Phase 3. In the meantime, the waiting list is open.