#1
CERTIFIED FASCIST●WORLD RANK #1●LIFETIME ACHIEVEMENT
Adolf HitlerUncontested holder of the world's highest fascist certification.
CERTIFIED
★★★★
VERIFIED
FASCISTS
Section 1.02 — World Registry Division
The Bureau of Certified Scumbaggery hereby publishes the official ranked register for Fascists. All listed practitioners have been reviewed under registry bylaw 7(b) and their certifications are verifiable, permanent, and shareable.
§ II — Section 1.02 — Registered Entries
Holders of certified fascist credentials. Original methodology, derivative imitators, and contemporary revivalists all eligible for inclusion.
#2
CERTIFIED FASCIST●WORLD RANK #2●LIFETIME ACHIEVEMENT
Benito MussoliniFounding practitioner. Original methodology. Extensive peer citations.
CERTIFIED
★★★★
VERIFIED
#3
CERTIFIED FASCIST●WORLD RANK #3●DISTINGUISHED MERIT
Francisco FrancoLongest-serving twentieth-century European dictator. Survived three predecessors.
CERTIFIED
★★★★
VERIFIED
Total fascists on file: 1,203 · Showing 3 editorial entries · Subscriber-tier entries omitted from public ranking by default