Registry No. CS-2026-001|Est. MMXXVI
Official Use Only|certifiedscumbag.com
Form CS-106
Rev. 04/2026
OMB No. 0000-SCUM

SHIT-POSTERS

Section 1.06 — World Registry Division

The Bureau of Certified Scumbaggery hereby publishes the official ranked register for Shit-Posters. All listed practitioners have been reviewed under registry bylaw 7(b) and their certifications are verifiable, permanent, and shareable.

§ VISection 1.06 — Registered Entries

The largest and fastest-growing division. Contemporary practitioners of online provocation, ratio-bait, and bad-faith argumentation.

#1
SELF-CERTIFIED SHIT-POSTERWORLD RANK #247CERTIFIED
Dave M. — Somerset, UK

Submitted 14 documented achievements. Currently top 5% of active subscribers.

SELF
CERTIFIED
★★★★

Total shit-posters on file: 18,992 · Showing 1 editorial entries · Subscriber-tier entries omitted from public ranking by default